unless of course you fail. then they win&you suck at life. good job, chap.
oh dr. house, how i love you.
picketers. gotta give them kudos.
there's a filter on our tap so i use that. but i'm not a crazy environmentalist nut, either.
i don't know why they put the names down, but i like the eyes.
see? that little guy IS a monster.
i'm usually carrying a book with headphones blocking out the world. it works.
sort of almost kind of true...for a few minutes. maybe. i think. right.
i want this on a shirt.
luckily all my monsters do is steal sleep, make me bleed, &keep me from eating.
unless you live somewhere that could possibly have shitty weather.
no offense, kids.
i can always do that second one. always.
some people have too much time on their hands. i do, but i don't do cool stuff like that.
this is bullshit. no one puts their scale on the carpet.
when i have my own place, i want this for my front porch so people will leave me alone.
saaaays the guy with the spray paint. brill.
i want these.
i had to do a report on this poem in 7th grade. got an A++. fucking love carl sandburg.
my dog surprise, waiting for her chewy.
surprise dancing for her chewy.
summer, my mother's new cat. part bengal, part tabby. shaved from being spayed.
you know it's true. now on to the photos you care about.
or:
prom pictures. best when your friend is shorter, chubbier, &looks like she's wrapped in toilet paper. stay strong today, lovelies. or tonight. whatever.
xoxo
zette
p.s. chicken broth, oj, echinacea tea..i'm gonna have to pee like a thousand times. didn't think that through.
Omg, I have a secret crush on Dr. House :x What breed is your dog Surprise? Looks so similar to my dads whippet.
ReplyDeleteI went to Carl Sandburg College (in Galesburg) for like a year. O_o It's just a ju-co though. Named after him because he was born in Galesburg. Not the best town. Glad I don't live there. I hope your throat starts feeling better. Mine has been bothering me too.
ReplyDeleteOMG that picture with the scale made me laugh out loud. I LOVED your caption. Who does that? HAHA. And you got me with that last one. I did look like that. And I'm fat whether standing, sitting, laying or hanging. Stay beautiful <3
ReplyDeleteevery post, I love your tone so much- its the best.
ReplyDeletefeel better soon... :)
love babystting
ReplyDeleteoh dude, was like on the floor laughing at your comments on those pics. The carpet one? I hadn't even seen the carpet until you said that, and then it was like "this WOULD say you are beautiful over carpet" also the clown one, tuna one, and sign one made me laugh. Thanks for the brightener. I hope you have a good day lovely girl :)
ReplyDeleteHaha I loved your caption on the picture of the scale. Priceless.
ReplyDeleteYay! Surprise's leg is all better!
ReplyDelete:D