11:26am

iamnotmadatmycat. but i was. a little. she brought in something to me, to my room. i thought it was a rat&was about to congratulate her when i saw the tail. on the one hand, it was really fucking cute&should not have died. on the other hand, my cat is talented enough to catch a squirrel. so whatever. i swept it into the dustpan&tossed it outside. if you know a taxidermist they can have it for practice, it's in great condition.
yesterday was interesting. i hadn't eaten yet when i went to my sister's house to help her get things ready for passover (they are jewish, but only by choice). my job was to cook. i made 50 coconut macaroons&i made 50 no-bake chocolate cookies. i tasted both. put my calories around 100. only problem is that when i got home i was too tired to go running. i went for a bike ride&did half my workout before i fell asleep. fail.

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candid&skinny. hmph. stay strong today, lovelies. no need to be fat.

xoxo

zette

p.s. funny how people spend so much money trying to get skinny when, quite literally, all you need is nothing.