11:40am

good morning, ladies. i slept in because i stayed up until 3&apparently my body needed sleep. no biggy. no plans today. sleep is good. anyway, had my period. kind of. it wasn't normal. super light&only lasted two days instead of three like it usually would. again, no biggy.
i was actually going to crash at midnight, but then i saw something out of the corner of my eye, crawling on my wall. if you know me well, you can guess what it was. i can give you a hint. it was fuzzy, about the size of the palm of my hand. when i saw it i said "ugh, no" &walked out of my room. can you guess? yes, it was a tarantula. the biggest i've seen so far. best part? i stepped into the living room, came back, &it had disappeared. so i put shoes on&searched my room at broom handle's length. was about to give up when it got high enough on my silver curtain that i could see it. so my mother sprayed it with eucalyptus&water until it got low enough that we could get it out the window (through a broken window pane, ghetto). then she dropped it on the ground&i stabbed it. then she threw a heavy stepstool on top of it. the stepstool it still out there. we are thorough tarantula murderers. especially when they are in my bedroom.
at camp my best friend pointed out that she&i were the only skinny girls in the condo. i'm not skinny, she is, but she was right that we were the smallest. everyone else was probably  160&above. would you like to see a photo of all of us? of course you would, you creepers. it'll be the reverse.

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my best buddy with the reddish hair. love her. i'm huge, especially with my legs squished like that. stay strong today, lovelies.

xoxo

zette

p.s. coffee&half an apple for breakfast, coffee&half an apple for lunch. dinner might be bad, going to a friend's house.